Good Point

[oats]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"

[oats]

A tough old Montana cowboy once told his grandson that, if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren ... and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

[redneck]

is the gunpowder brand - name " Dupont "

[yardartnut]

ahahahhhaa