whats in a name?

[ARTattack]

....A man comes home from work one day and as he walks in the door his wife slaps him across the face...he says "what was that for"..."You're having an affair" she yelled at him..I found this in your pocket when I was doing laundry..she holds up a piece of paper with the name Sweet Louise..
"NO..NO"..the man says.. "I went to the track the other day....thats the name of the horse I bet on"
The next day the man comes home and sits in his favourite chair to read the paper....suddenly he gets hit across the head with a frying pan...."OUCH...what did you do that for ?" he yells........the wife screams.."Your horse just called"....

[redneck]

Sweet Louise is Mister Ed sister,that's my story and I sticking to it