this week

[DAFRIDGE]

have fun guys. happy holidays!

I like the new avatar there fridge very nice marry christmas to you tooo

[Kicks]

Cool Fridge,... here's one for you,... bet you didn't know where icicles came from!

[DAFRIDGE]

lol kicks i dont know which is funnier the picture or the fact that you posted the same thing last year,LOL!!

One day, the Pope died. He goes up to the Pearly Gates and is lead into Heaven by an angel which will show him where he will be staying. They pass a huge mansion complete with workers and the Pope is getting excited that this will be his house. The angel leads him across the street to a little appartment building instead. The Pope gets a small apartment and then starts to complain. Who lives in that big mansion? The angel replies that a lawyer lives there. The Pope starts complaining that he is the Pope and that some lawyer gets the biggest mansion on the street. The Angel replies that Heaven has lots of Popes but only one lawyer.

[paulmo1]

First Merry XMas To all

Subject: Computer Error

I was having trouble with my computer.
So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over.

Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the
problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So,
what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless
inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it
again?"

The computer guy grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of
an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied. "Write it down," he said, "and I
think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out I D 1 0 T.

I used to like Harold.

[paulmo1]

The Price of Children

I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but
this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice,
really nice!!

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth
to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker
shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into
$8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.24 a
day! Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children
if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.

What do you get for your $160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last!

Glimpses of God every day.

Giggles.... under the covers every night.

More love than your heart can hold

Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.

A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate.

A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles, and
skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.

Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how
your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up.

You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch
lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.

You have an excuse to keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on
stars.

You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets
and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay
for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck.

You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading
pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team

that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the first step, first
word, first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal.

You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a
long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great
grandchildren.

You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,
communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all
the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a
broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them
without limits, so . . one day they will, like you, love without counting the
cost.

ENJOY YOUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS!

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but the moments
that take our breath away..."

[DAFRIDGE]

[chucktx]

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY a female would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Merry Christmas!
chucktx

[chucktx]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink
beer all day.
chucktx

[chucktx]

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the
windshield.
chucktx

[chucktx]

The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it in half and put it back in your pocket.
chucktx

[chucktx]

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
chucktx

[chucktx]

http://www.toonedin.com/

after going to this site, click on "white trash christmas".....it brought a tear to my eye........reminded me of my childhood!!!! lol
chucktx

[Dan]

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."