Telephone Solicitor
A telephone solicitor calls a residence, a young child answers the phone with a whispered, "Hello?" The solicitor asks if he can speak with the childs mother, The child continues whispering and says "No, she's busy.". The solicitor then asks to speak with the childs father. The child, still whispering says, "No he's busy.". The solicitor then asks if there is anyone else there. The child, still whispering says, "The policemens is here.". The solicitor, startled says "Why are the police there?" The child, still whispering, says, "They came with the firemens.". The shocked solicitor says "Can I speak to an adult?" The child, still whispering, says, "No they are all busy.". The now very concerned solicitor, fearing greatly for the childs safety asks "What is everyone so busy doing?" The child, still whispering, says "Looking for me.".
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