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Old 03-26-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Default Poultry in motion

A salesman was driving down the motorway at high speed,?
when his car was overtaken by a chicken , in a blur of feathers it made for the next turn off. The salesman was astounded, and gave chase. Diving up the off ramp he saw that the chicken had turned left and ran into a nearby farm. Curiously he drove into the farmyard, the chicken was no where to be seen but there was a farmer leaning on a gate. The salesman asked, "I might be mad but a chicken overtook me in my car, is it yours?" The farmer replied "Well, yes, it is, sorry about that"
The rep said " No, it's ok, but what on earth is going on"?
The farmer replied " Well now, you see me and my family, we like a bit of roast chicken for Sunday lunch, and the thing is all four of us want a chicken leg. So I came up with an idea that genetics could solve the problem, so I did some experimenting and bred a four legged chicken."
The salesman was amazed, " That's clever I must say, but genetics? does it actually taste the same"

The farmer siged, " I don't know, I've never been able to catch one"
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