for a laugh

[paulmo1]

Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry
throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?




BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK !!!

[paulmo1]

Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25minutes.


No wonder men are happier!

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will
enjoy reading it.

[Wizzonial]

Originally Posted by paulmo1

Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry
throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?




BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK !!!

I love it! It’s clean AND funny. I almost busted reading it.

[chucktx]

those were both great morgo.........thanks!!!!!!
chucktx

[paulmo1]

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MUCH FAT AND ALCOHOL IN YOUR DIET?
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING FACTS:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

ACADEMIC PROOF BEING :

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

[rwillig]

Those were all great! Thanks. I needed a laugh today.