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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF AIRBRUSHING
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10-05-2004
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jokes for this week.........
FOR SALE BY OWNER
> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
> married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
chucktx
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If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, you probably don't fully appreciate the problem.
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A few new bumper stickers...
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Can athiests collect insurance for acts of God?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
chucktx
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10-06-2004
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some funny ones there chuck.thanks for making this weeks thread sometime i get old and forget!
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no sue, i dont......i use it for a getaway. after working all day i use it to clear the cob webs.....the only thing i can do with this thing is surf and read emails.........im still learning to work my website! lol lol.......complete nurd on these things,,,,,,,,,
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10-06-2004
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Subject: Service
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service?.
"The act of doing things for other people."
Then I heard the terms:
-Internal Revenue Service
-Telephone Service
-Civil Service
-City/County Public Service
-Customer Service
-Service Stations
And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
Then today, I overheard two farmers talking and one of them mentioned that
he was having a bull over to "service" a few of his cows.
SHAZAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.
Have a wonderful day, and I hope you are now as enlightened as I am.
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10-07-2004
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Kicks, THAT is a good one. That is an old saying U don't hear too much. It goes REAL WELL with your list of, AHEM.... " SERVICES "  nudge, nudge
And U DEFINITELY " FEEL SERVICED " afterwards ( ESPECIALLY when SERVICED by the good ol' IRS ) I'd feel like a cigarette, BUT - I don't smoke... LoL
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