husband/wife
....Man and his wife were working in the garden...man looks over at his wife and says..."Hun your butt has sure gotten big"...wife tells him to shut up and keep working....Again the husband chimes in saying..."Really...your butt is big..In fact I bet it has gotten bigger than our gas grill"...Wife yells at him to stop being a jerk....With this the husband runs over with a tape measure and measures the grill...He runs back over and measures his wifes bottom...."I was right,your butt is bigger than the grill...Wife throws down her shovel and goes in the house.
Later that night as the wife lays in bed,her husband crawls in next to her and tries to get some nookie...."Leave me alone" the wife says....."Oh c'mon hun" the husband says.....Again the wife says "No"...and rolls over. The husband leans in and says "Please hun,lets fool around"... the wife responds...
"why should I fire up this big 'ole grill for one little weinnie?"
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