hey fridge,,,,,ya on vacation??? lol lol

[chucktx]

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the
British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98:

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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[chucktx]

Speaking of the British, one day an Admiral walked aboard and caught sight of a rather doughy looking Ensign. He said aloud, "I see the upper class families are still sending their idiot sons to sea." The Ensign snapped to attention and replied, "No Sir! Things have changed since your day Admiral!"
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[chucktx]

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
chucktx

[chucktx]

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I've come to realize it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?
chucktx

[chucktx]

It is perfectly accetable to drink the beer in a friends fridge if he is not home, but under no circumstances are you to drink the LAST beer in his fridge.
chucktx

[DAFRIDGE]

vacation @ this week of the year? no its nearly the end of a school marking period and i need to bust my chops to hand in all my missed work and midterms are next week. thanks for the lookout. took a little break towards the end of this week because i finished up all my make up work yesterday. i like that battleship-lighthouse joke, i seen similar but it was the U.S. and japan.

[chucktx]

no problem fridge.....razzin a bit!!!!! lol lol......bust them chops and get a good education.......it is the best thing ya can do for yourself in life.........
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