Do you lie?

[Kaiilla]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.



"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[redneck]

how many seconds are in a 24 hr day ?

[Snuff]

86,400sec/day

[redneck]

thanks snuff , I think that 86 k LIES is tooo manny lies even for Hilliary Clition {excuse my spelling }

[Jammer]

That should have been george bush's clock. He's done nothing but lie since the day he went into office. If the average person lied like he did and continues too, we'd be in jail for a long time. I can't wait till he's outa office.
Jammer

[Joyce]

Yep, yep, yep, Hilary does not even need batteries or electric to make Jesus' fan spin.

[rowie]

you guys make baby Jesus cry!


and shiver


He was going to patent the Hillary fan and sell it on TSN, he can't now because you guys spilled da beanz!

[KDSilverBrush]

Hahaha ! You guys are funny ! hehehe