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3 clowns
i have a lot of stupid jokes so here goes my first attempt to type it,,,,
3 clowns friends are stuck on a cliff,,,they got the big red nose,,puffy colored hair,,flappin big feet and all,,honk there toy horns everywhere,,so their stuck on a cliff,,honking for help,,and "POOF" A jeanie comes down from the thin air and says "hey im tired of your clowning around,,ill give you guys a chance to get down and go the hell back home where ya belong in the circus but heres the deal,,,first you have to run as fast as you can and jump off the cliff and say a wish" SO the first clown says "honk honk,,im on it,,runs as fast as he can,,flappin his feet away laughing like a fat jolly clown,,,and he jumps and says "BE--E---EERR" and next thing ya know hes swimming on the bottom of the cliff in beer,,,doing the back stroke and all and laughing his drunk butt away telling the other jokers "come on, go for it" so the second clown goes,,"HONK HONK,,and flaps his feet away running full force and screams SPAGHETTI,,,and he lands on the bottom of the cliff in a big bowl of spaghetti,,,and he grabs a big strand of spaghetti throws it over his shoulder and honks his horn in jolly as he yells to the next clown,,"com on" and the next clown walks a feet few back and runs full force,,hes running to the edge of the cliff,,,and OOPS TRIPS OVER A ROCK AND SCREAMS,,"OOO SHITT,,"
GET IT! the jeanine screams,,HONK HONK THE JOKES ON YOU!!
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