On the first day of school , the kids brought presents for the teacher.
The florists son brought a nice bouquet of flowers.........
The candy stores daughter brought a pretty box of chocolates........
The liquor store owners boy brought a big heavy box, the teacher lifted it up and noticed it was leaking,
she touched her finger to it and tasted it and asked , is it wine ?
no , the boy answered....
so she touched her finger to it again and tasted it, Is it champagne? she asked......
no said the boy........... Its a puppy !
