Ranch hands
Three ranch hands (a Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman) walk into a saloon. They belly up to the fly infested bar and each order a shot of whisky. The bar tender pours the shots but while the three ranch hands were talking a fly landed in each of the drinks. the frenchman says "soch la bleu I can not drink this swine" and pushes the glass away. The german simply flicks the fly off the top and downs the drink. The Irishman reaches into the whisky and grabs the fly by the hind legs shaking it feverishly and shouts "spit it out ya thief spit it out!"
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