backwoods delivery

[chucktx]

Deep in the back woods,of rye, texas, a hillbilly's wife
went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called
out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the
doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this
high so I can see what I am doing!." Soon, a baby boy was brought into
the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to
put that lantern down. I think theres another one coming." Sure enough,
within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up;
don't set it down. There's another one!" Said the doctor. Within a few
minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put
down that lantern. It seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the
doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
chuck

[chucktx]

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One Question IQ Test

Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses. How should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer.































He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."
If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day.
chuck

[Vizion]

Ha Ha I guess that I am calling it a day. Thats a good one..

Thanks
Vizion

[mustbechevy]

Chuck,
I love your IQ test, LOL.
My father, who is blind, worked as a machinist, yes a machinist, along side a young man that is deaf and mute. They had some very interesting conversations. And belive me you didn't want to get caught in the middle. Still brings back some very funny memories.
Thanks for the laugh,
Chevy

[HOK-SPRAYER]

Haaa-Haaa lol Ya got me good turnin the computer off !

[egneg]

Dang - it's not even noon yet and I have to call it a day!!!

Good one Chuck - can't wait to pull ... err ... pass it on to some friends.