A man and his monkey

[lesifer]

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for a beer. As the bartender delivers his beer to him the monkey jumps off his shoulder and runs to the end of the bar where the fruit holder is, and proceeds to eat the cherries out of the bowl. The bartender tells the guy,"Hey dude, your monkey just cleaned me out of all my cherries", so the guy replies that he will pay for them. Just then the monkey jumps off the bar and runs to the pool table, jumps up on it and proceeds to swallow the cue ball. The bartender freaks out and tells the guy what his monkey just did, and the guy says, "not a problem dude, I'll pay for that too". So the guy downs his beer, calls his monkey back, pays the bartender for the beer, the cherries, and the cue ball and leaves. 2 weeks later the same guy comes back to the bar with the monkey on his shoulder. Same thing happens, he sits down, orders his beer and when the bartender brings it to him, the monkey jumps onto the bar runs to the fruit holder and pulls out a cherry. The bartender watches him as he takes the cherry and sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and proceeds to eat it. Well the bartender, totally freaked out and says to the guy,"did you just see what your monkey just did?". The guy replies,"no, what did he do this time?".The bartender tells him, he put a cherry up his butt, pulled it out then ate it. The guy then replies, "Well ever since that cue ball incedent, he measures everything first."........................................... .

[landsbro]

hay lesifer
10 points for this one,,,
i got one about gays and ##s holes but i belive it's not accepted here,,,,

[DAFRIDGE]

lesifer,
though your joke is funny we MUST keep it clean. please dont make it a habbit we love to help you and have you here this is an off topic forum but when don opened it up he specified to KEEP it clean you werent here so IMO this is fair enough warning.

[lesifer]

What was'nt clean about it? I don't think I crossed any lines, did I?

[chucktx]

i think, ( and i get into most of my troubles when i do!!) if you would have changed one word to" but," the fridge would have kept quiet.........jmho.......but it was a funny joke....
chucktx

[Kicks]

Yup,... got a good chuckle out of that one as well,.... thanks lesifer!

[Kicks]

Hmmmmmm,.... as long as I'm here,... and it's October,... guess it's about time to get ready for Halloween!

[dmilocustom]

LOL
Kicks thats great !!!
dmilo

[DAFRIDGE]

lol kicks.

Lesifer,
your joke was funny.AND i DIDN'T mean to jump on you. just letting you know that we dont get too much of that around here. lets just keep on skipping along our merry ways.

[RSHelton]

lesifer, Even though there WAS only ONE "off-color" word ( we are adults, and KNOW what it was ) Look at kimmo's. We do have younger "surfers" ( WITH PARENT(s), AND even ADULT(s) - that MAY NOT appreciate this ) As ONE of the Moderator(s) / Admin(s) I back DAFRIDGE ( ADMIN in training ) 100%

Let's put it behind us, move forward, and remain positive. It's NO "show stopper" ( and we've HAD bigger "issue(s)" to worry about, BUT we refuse to let EVEN them hinder us for long. We addressed them, and went on our way )

NOT fussing, and IT WAS a !#**good one. DrD

BTW - Well done FRIDGE

[lesifer]

No probs here. I just did'nt realize I was crossing any lines. It won't happen again. I did'nt mean to offend anyone. So I'll apologize to those of you who might have found it a little offensive and I will go back and edit it.. Meanwhile, ...... Back at the farm..... lol

[RSHelton]

lesifer, No worries, we just try to be PC ( politically correct ). I think U see where we're coming from. Thanks for the polite response. DrD