ringing in the new month(8/1-8/7)

[DAFRIDGE]

welcome to august airheads. ost away on all that you have guys but dont use all your jokes in one day.

[chucktx]

i can take a hint!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol.......
chucktx

[Kicks]

There were two cows standing in the field, one cow says to the other:
"Boy that mad cow disease has got me worried,"
The other cow says "I'm not worried, I'm a penguin"

[artworkbysue]

Check out these 3D pavement works...........

[artworkbysue]

and some more............

[Kicks]

I've seen those before,... amazing. I wish I had his sense of prespective.

[Kicks]

[chucktx]

Two guys are driving down a country road behind a pickup truck when a pig falls out of the truck and rolls into a squealing heap by the side of the road. They stop to check out the pig and find that other than being shaken up a bit it’s OK, so they load the pig in the back seat and take off to catch the truck. Well, of course they’re speeding and of course a state trooper stops them. They explain about how the pig fell out and how they’re trying to catch the truck and the trooper says, “Look, you’re never gonna catch that truck, but I’ll tell you what. Your hearts are in the right place so I’ll give you a break. There’s a zoo down the road a few miles. You take the pig to the zoo and I’ll forget about the speeding ticket.” They agree and they’re gone.
A few days later the trooper sees the same two guys driving toward town with the pig, again in the back seat, this time wearing a baseball cap. He pulls them over and is greeted with a cheery, “Hello Officer.”

‘I thought… I told you two… to take that pig… to the zoo.” He says sternly.

“We did. And he had such a good time, that today we’re taking him to a ball game.”
chucktx

[chucktx]

A Priest and a Rabbi are riding on a plane, each enjoying a leisurely cocktail and after a while start to chat a bit.

The Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The Rabbi responds "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The Priest then asks "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork."

The Priest nodded in understanding and leaned back in his seat to relax.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork, isn't it?
chucktx

[chucktx]

Famed fictional detective Sherlock Holmes and his gruff assistant Doctor
Watson pitch their tent while on a camping expedition, but in the middle
of the night Holmes nudges Watson awake and questions him.
HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.

WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and
if even a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some
planets like earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there
there might also be life.

HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent.


chucktx

[AgilePaws]

Wow, I've never seen those before! Awesome! Thanks for sharing