wednesday joke

[DAFRIDGE]

keep the jokes forum alive people wee need ur jokes

[Kicks]

THE KITE

A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for a few seconds before it comes crashing to the ground.

Watching him from the kitchen window, his wife mutters to herself how men have to be told how to do everything. So she opens the window and yells, "You need more tail!"

He shouts back, "Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

[chucktx]

ROTFLMAO.......... that was a real good old one!!!!!!!!!!! i liked it.
chucktx

[Ispray]

A couple passing thru Kentucky stops at a four star motel for the night, the husband calls the front desk telling the clerk he has a leak in the bathroom sink, the clerk says OK just rinse it out when your done.