thursday joke

[DAFRIDGE]

so yesterday morning i went out to turn the compressor on and i see this squirel on the fence so nowim starin at him hees starin at me and sylvester is somehow in the garden hees starin at the squirel too so now i go get the hose set it to JET and shoot the squirel he jumped into my peach tree! so i shot him again and he went into my neighbors yard but he went into a particular tree. this tree doubled as the nest for a cardinal bird. so i see the squirell jump out the tree and onto the "wall" and the bird is the chasin after him the bird got him he fell and all i heard were screeches form there

good day airheads

[AgilePaws]

Underwear Is Important. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

thanks that was good angel paws i needed a good

fridge thanks for starting this morning with this glad you have it covered

[DAFRIDGE]

ill try to start it up everyday don i was actually burprised today because i woke up around 10 ands thought o well i have to wai tuntil tomorrow but i was surprised that nobody started it. ill keep it up for you and wont let ya down don.