A koala bear is sitting up in a tree smoking a joint when a Lizard comes walking by. The lizard says "hey what are you doin there " the Koala says "not much just hangin out, smokin a joint, wanna stay for a bit?" So the lizard and koala hang out and smoke a couple joints. Then the lizard says " i'm pretty thirsty, I think I'll go to the river and get a drink of water" but The lizard was so stoned that he fell from the tree into the river. A nearby alligator swam up to the lizard and placed him back on the shore. He asks the lizard " what were you doing that you fell into the river" The lizard replies, " I was up in the tree smokin a joint with the koala when I needed a drink of water. I was so stoned that I fell from the tree and landed in the water." The gator say " I have to go check this out" So the gator walks over the the tree , looks up to see a squinty eyed Koala and say " Hey , what are you doin up there?" The Koala looks down and says "Duuuuuude!!!, how much friggin water did you drink???"
