donjohnson

Two actually today the last one is the best if you've ever had to talk to tech support.



Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’






Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."