the frog
a frog goes into a bank for a loan
a teller asks him "can I help you?"
he notices her name is "patty whack" and proceeds to tell her he is there to get a loan and he knows the bank manager.
"I need your name and how much" she says
frog says sure "my name is ted jagger my father is mick jagger
and I want $30,000"
Patty asks do you have collateral?
the frog told her "I have this little pink elephant in mint condiction"
patty looks at the frog funny and tells him she has to ask the manager..
she tells the manager that" a frog outside says he know you ,goes by the name ted jagger his father is mick jagger and he wants a $30,000 dollar loan,all he has for collateral is a little pink elaphant"
the manager says
nick nack
patty whack
give the frog a loan
his old man's a rolling stone
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