Re: for a laugh
CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MUCH FAT AND ALCOHOL IN YOUR DIET?
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING FACTS:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
ACADEMIC PROOF BEING :
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
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