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Old 05-11-2005   #1 (permalink)
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where its been."

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