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chucktx · 01-31-2005

A Southern Methodist preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Then he lifted up his eyes and cried out even more loudly, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And finally, shaking his fist in the air he shouted, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it in the river."

Sermon completed, he sat down.

Then the Deacon stood very cautiously and, nearly choking, announced, "For our closing hymn, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"

chucktx

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chucktx magazine subscriber Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,463	Re: 1-30 to sometime in february. :) A Southern Methodist preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Then he lifted up his eyes and cried out even more loudly, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And finally, shaking his fist in the air he shouted, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it in the river." Sermon completed, he sat down. Then the Deacon stood very cautiously and, nearly choking, announced, "For our closing hymn, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'" chucktx