heres one
a newely wed couple wanted to join the local church, upon meeting with the preacher he told them that one of the conditions of joining was they would have to restrain from having sex for 6 weeks. they agreed. the first sunday back at church the preacher asked them how they did? all is well they said. the 2nd week was the same . on the 3rd week they met they told the preacher they had bad news for him. what is it he asked? well sir, we were at wal-mart in the vegetable isle when my wife dropped a head of lettuce. when she bent over to pick it up, well, i just couldn't help myself--so we did it right there. the preacher told them that he was so sorry but they would not be allowed into his church--thats ok, they told him--were not allowed into wal-mart either.
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