An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and
asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had
sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made
love to you.
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well.
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there
again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good
idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see this...two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them so there's no trouble."
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning
on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt,
takes her knickers down and the old man drops his
trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the
fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling,
"Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear
life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know. After about
half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggles to their feet and put their
clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly
amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask
him what his secret is.'
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was
something else, you must have been having sex for
about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must
have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort
of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "fifty
years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
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