One day, the Pope died. He goes up to the Pearly Gates and is lead into Heaven by an angel which will show him where he will be staying. They pass a huge mansion complete with workers and the Pope is getting excited that this will be his house. The angel leads him across the street to a little appartment building instead. The Pope gets a small apartment and then starts to complain. Who lives in that big mansion? The angel replies that a lawyer lives there. The Pope starts complaining that he is the Pope and that some lawyer gets the biggest mansion on the street. The Angel replies that Heaven has lots of Popes but only one lawyer.
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