The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called
her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of
Texas, and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but
my earrings."
You gotta love those women from Texas.
chucktx
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