A little old lady answered a knock on the
door one day, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man.
If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady.
I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded
to close the door. Quick as a flash, the
young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!"
he said. "Not until you have at least seen
my demonstration." And with that, he emptied
a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not
remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder. "The old lady stepped
back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut
off my electricity this morning!!!!
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