A guy goes into a government agency to interview for a job.
The Interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my genitals so they declared me disabled...but it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10! And we'll get you started"
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come in at 10?"
”Well, in the government we don't do anything but sit round and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that”.
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