Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get
to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take
my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my
leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him
and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech
into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in
the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S
HORNY"..." and she acts like she is asleep every time.
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