Bubba died in a fire and his body was so badly burned
that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they
called up his two friends, Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe, to
come and try to I.D. the body. Jim-Bob went in and the
mortician pulled back the sheet, and Jim-Bob said, "Yeh,
he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at
his butt and said, "No, dat ain't Bubba."
The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was
kind of strange. Then he brought in Billy-Joe to I.D.
the body, and Billy-Joe looked at him and said, "Yeh,
he's burnt real bad; roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Billy-joe looked down
at his butt and said, "No, dat ain't Bubba."
The mortician said "How can you tell?"
Billy-Joe said, "Well, Bubba had two buttholes."
"What? He had two buttholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yeh, everyone in town knew he had two buttholes. Every
time the three of us went to town, everyone would
say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes!'"
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