Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite
sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in
to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales
woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the
store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to
look around alone today before he needed her help. She
obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him
yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off
with your new Mercedes!"
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the
license plate number!"
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