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Old 11-26-2004   #12 (permalink)
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
The owner walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them".
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big boobs".
The guy exclaimed, "a blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?!! I told you no one would worry about 140 million Arabs!"
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