Kathy walks into the drug store and asks her neighbor, Jeff the druggist, for some arsenic.
Jeff smiles and asks Kathy, "What do you want with arsenic?"
Kathy replied, "To kill my husband Jim."
Stunned Jeff says, "Kathy, what's the matter with you, I can't sell arsenic for that reason."
Before Jeff could say another word, Kathy reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of Jim and Jeff's wife in bed.
Jeff takes the picture, looks at it and says, "Why didn't you tell me you have a prescription."
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