There was a ghost convention being held in texas,in a large auditorium. The guest speaker askes the audience if anyone there had seen a ghost.
The whole audience raised their hands.
The guest speaker then askes if anyone there had actually touched a ghost and about 1/2 of the audience raised their hands.
Then the guest speaker asked if anyone there actually had sexual relations with a ghost.
One man in the back frantically waved his hand in excitement.
The guest speaker asked the man to come up to the stage. When the man got to the stage, the guest speaker said "now, tell the audience about your sexual experience with a ghost....we are very interested in hearing the story"
The man looked at the guest speaker and said, " I thought you were saying goat"
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