A young fellow goes to visit his old grandmother and takes one of his buddies with him. While he's talking to Gramma, his friend starts eating the peanuts that are in a small bowl on the coffee table, eventually finishing them off.
As they're leaving the friend says, "Thanks for the peanuts."
"Why, you're welcome, sonny!" the grandmother says, "Since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off of 'em."
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