[DAFRIDGE]

A young redhead goes into a doctor's office and says that she fell in
her kitchen and now her entire body is in excruciating pain,
and that touching herself anywhere causes her to scream,
since the sharp pain is almost unbearable.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me "

With her index finger, she touches her elbow and screams in agony.
She then touches her knee and screams, touches her nose and screams.
Everywhere she touches herself makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're really not a redhead, are you?"
"No," she said, I'm actually a natural blonde.
"I thought so," the doctor says, "your index finger is broken."