A duck walks into a bar and says "Got any Grapes?" The bartender says "No", and the duck walks out. The duck comes back the next day and says "Got any Grapes?" The bartender says "No. This is a bar. We've got beer, wine, peanuts, potato chips, no grapes. The duck comes back the next day and says "Got any Grapes?" The bartender getting mad and says "This is the third time you've come in asking for grapes. If you come in again asking for grapes, I'm gonna nail your bill to the bar!" The duck comes back the next day and says "Got any nails?". The bartender says "No". The duck says "Got any grapes?"
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