One evening on thier way home from the rodeo a young couple ran off the road and became stuck in the mud. The young man got out of the truck to asses the situation and thought they might be able to push the truck out.
His girlfriend, dressed in her finest country western attire, didn't want to soil her clothes. The boy suggested they just remove their clothes, after all it was dark, no one was around, the nearest farm house was a quarter mile up the road. So they preceeded to get naked, they pushed and pushed but the truck wouldn't budge. At this point the boy became quite angry and shouted at the girl to run up to the farm house and ask the farmer if he would bring his tractor down to pull them out. His tone scared her so much she just ran off to the farm house. She ran up on the porch and knocked loudly on the door. It was in the glow of the porch light that she remembered she was naked. Thinking quickly she reached down and picked up a pair of boots that were sitting on the porch, these she placed between her legs with the toes pointing up to cover her patch, she then crossed her arms to cover her breasts. The farmer opened the door and was face to face with this naked girl with only a pair of boots sticking out of her.
"What do you want?" he exclaimed.
"Mister my boyfriends stuck...Do you think you could pull him out?!!!"
