One afternoon, a plaintiff's lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road side. He
ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you
eating grass?" he asked. "We don't have no money for food," the first man
replied. "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the
lawyer. "But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here." "Bring them along!"
replied the lawyer. "But how 'bout m' friend?" The lawyer turned to the
other man and said, "You come with us, too." "But, sir, I got a wife and
six kids!" "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his
limo. They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor
fellows said: "Sir, your kindness is overwhelming. Thank you for taking
all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my
place. The grass is almost a foot tall."
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