[Kicks]

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
"The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now--Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say "Bridge Out?"