And for the fearless hunters of bear out there we know what you go out there into the woods for!! All is revealed
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his
trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very
large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear
is gone.
A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and
says, "No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two
choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop
your trousers, bend over, and I'll [insert appropriate
colloquialism for sodomy here]."
The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he
drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said
he would do.
After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and
staggers back into town. He's pretty mad. He buys a much larger
gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and
fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,
"You know what to do."
Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into
town, and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the
forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka
blast knocks him flat on his back.
When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says,
"You're not doing this for the hunting, are you.
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