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AgilePaws · 08-16-2004

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''
The bear replies, ''If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there.''

The bartender says, ''Go ahead.''

So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.''

''What do mean,'' says the bear. ''I'm not on drugs.''

''Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.''

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AgilePaws Magazine Subscriber Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 232	Bear in Bar A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.'' The bear replies, ''If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there.'' The bartender says, ''Go ahead.'' So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.'' ''What do mean,'' says the bear. ''I'm not on drugs.'' ''Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.'' __________________ Sharryn