after reading this i am hesitant to hook up with a woman from above the northern border!!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.
The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Canadian woman. He boasted that he told her
his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't
see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left
eye.
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