well it is not a pic but it made me chuckle.........
If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.
For example:
Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.
A Copier - is Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire - has to be Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.
A Hot Air Balloon - is definitely a Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges - are Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.
A Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.
A Subway - is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hourglass - has to be a Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer - Male, it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
The Remote Control - is a Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider that it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
chucktx
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