this is one of them i got it from a nurse that was taking care of me when i was hospitalized for six months.(bike crash)
An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, “You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad.”
The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, “What is it doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight.”
“Well,” says the doctor, “you have cancer and you have Alzheimers.”
The man replies, “Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer.”
i dont know bout others but this one made me laugh till i thought i broke nother bone, lol
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