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    okay the teacher walks in the class room full of first graders and she says "IF ANYONE CAN ANSWER MY QUESTION THEY CAN HAVE ALL THIS WEEK OFF ALL THE WAY TILL NEXT FRIDAY" ,,so the children in the class are like,,"woo hoo,,alright,,,and so of course smartie pants diaz sitting in the back row,,kneels down on one knee and takes out 2 black marbels out of his backpack,,,he than proceeds to roll them under his desk ,,the marbles roll way past the first kids seat in the front row and they hit MISS DARLA (HIS TEACHER) directly between her two feet,,,MISS DARLA feels the bump on her feet and looks down and sayS "HEY WHOS THE COMEDIAN WITH THE 2 BLACK BALLS?",,,DIAZ SHOOTS UP FROM THE FLOOR AND SAYS "EDDIE MURPHY SEE YA NEXT FRIDAY"

    DA DUNT DA!!

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    im hoping this wasnt too grown the joke,,hummm,,let me know if it is,,

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    Not for me--I grew up a long time ago, but not so much that I don't enjoy a cute joke , or a develish prankster.. & I see a little bit of both in you xzotic...

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    LOL, that diaz kid is a funny and smart little kid!lol! and he's cute too!(there's my joke) I think I would know better than to smart off to Miss.Darla like that but then again,,standing in the corner for bad behavior has always been my forte'.lol!
    Love the joke X! Keep 'em comin'!
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