Thread: another stupid joke!

A string walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and orders a beer.
The bartender takes one look at him and says, "Sorry man, i can't sell to you, your just a string." The string is disappointed and walks out the door.
The next day, the string ties himself in a knot, and frays one of his ends. He goes into the same bar and walks up to the same bartender and orders a beer. The bartender takes one look at him and says,"Aren't you the same string that was in here yesterday?" The string quickly replies," Im afrayed knot!!!"

lol - ok will pay that one...